mmbbaby

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via decapria)

budgets:

can i have you

just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk

(via kittymp3)

My boss was making fun of me because it took me half an hour to do my hair and make up. Lady, what planet are you from? That’s a rush job

I haven’t wanted bed this bad in a long time

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

(Source: bobbyhoying, via tungsta)